Want to be my friend? GOOD.
Want to be my enemy? WHATEVER.

But please make up your MIND.

I am so tired of some people can be cracking jokes with me one minute and THEN bitching about me the next.

If you are my friend I expect YOU to act like one.

But if you want to be my enemy like Khairul, the Y-gang...fine.
You want to call me names? Fine.

But FUCKING MAKE SURE YOU ARE MY ENEMY.

I really don't get it... why can't YOU just decide if you like me or not?
If don't like me then just say lah... then we can finally move on with our lives and slam each other just like enemies do.

I could use another another person to make fun of.

But you might argue "You bitch so much about other people...so you should also expect people to bitch about you."

OF COURSE I EXPECT THAT!! BUT ONLY FROME ENEMIES LIKE KHAIRUL!!

What the hell, he can call me a fucking bitch if he wants to.. but of course I will fight back.

I am more patient towards friends... want to call me names? Okay lor.. but there is a LIMIT.

For example, I don't call Serene flat-chested, because I know it offends her.

Enemies may call her flat-chested, but how do you think she will feel if she finds out some of her friends call her that? Betrayed? Hurt? (This just an example.)

It's okay when enemies try to hurt me but ANNOYING LIKE HELL when friends try to do the same.
I don't know how some people managed to get the theory that I am totally without feeling.

I laugh just like any other person. I feel angry just like any other person.

I know I am more thick-skinned than some people..and also less self-concious... but that does not mean I don't have any feelings.

As I said, if you are enemy and you want to call me names, I understand.
But if you call yourself my friend I will not excuse you.

After all you're supposed to be my friend right?
You watch my back and I'll watch yours.

It doesn't go one way.

UGH. I am so tired of (some) people.

note: There can be jokes. But they don't have to be downright insulting. CB.

-ric